Olympic hero Carl Lewis didn’t hit the slammer during the Reagan years for being geeked on HGH. But this game be played with Dubya Rules and the man took Miss Jones to the hoop.  Unlike Vegas, what happens in ”Club Fed” doesn’t stay in “Club Fed.”  A diosa like MJ needs some divine intervention.

As Barack Hussein Obama knows, in a “free country” one can say we all “did a little blow” and get away with a little love tap.  But the not-so-double-secret#1 reason we are keeping the world “safe for democracy” is so that assholes like Phil Spector and others of his ilk can murder people and get away with […]

That’s how Fox News was all over the prospects of another “Clinton co-presidency” yesterday (Monday). Most folks fearing the PC Gestapo would say the MSM was all over the Hillary says Bill will be “roving ambassador” story like white on rice. Dems looking to the future of the potty should remind themselves that the Clingons brought us Ira Magaziner, Mack McLarty, Zoe Baird, Sam ”sticky fingers” Berger and ”The Champagne Lady” Madeline Korbel Albright.  It seems improbable that even with Corzine back on board Bill and Hill could win […]

The debate about whether the punishment truly fits in the crime in the case of a now former shock jock who has raised more than $100 million for childrens charities and the subsidiary argument about exactly who gets to sit in judgement on whom is likely to go on for awhile but there is certainly […]

Well, we can all breathe a sigh of relief.  Osama’s still on the loose, the Green Zone is under attack, the Governor of New Jersey is in critical condition, Larry Birkhead may actually be permitted to have a child in his custody, but the good news is that a one-foot-in-the-grave old white dude has been hauled out […]

Yesterday I was driving Goldie, my 1986 Toyota Tercel, east on US 98 through the Redneck Riviera having just crossed George C. Wallace Blvd in Panama City Beach, FL when Daniel Schorr offered his views on l’affaireImus. Stopping short of calling Imus a racist, Schorr suggested that Imus, who was paid to be controversial, ought […]

Once again we find ourselves a nation divided by race.  An  old white man has been disgraced for the apparently unforgivable crime of trying to sound like a hip young black man on the radio.  Forget any possibility of foregiveness.  So egregious was the crime that nobody even cares who the father of Anna Nicole’s baby is anymore. 
The “Reverends” have […]

There is something both comical and tragic about Don Imus trotting over to Al Sharpton’s radio program today to apologize, yet again, for some trash talk street culture remarks that if they had been made by any black person in America would have elicted a chuckle and then been quickly forgotten. A few decades from […]