Tokenism? Vice in Go-Go Boots? The new daughter-in-law? VPILF?

I posted twice the comment I wish my enemies won by cunning rather than Teh Stoopid, so here, a theory on the rationale behind the Palin pick: It’s a win if it works, a bigger win if it explodes.

Say Democrats, the media, crush her - and she looks imminently crushable. The pigs get a three-fer: beyond idiots happily deepening and broadening their idiocy and voting away their daughters’ rights, the pigs can justify, under the cover of faux-righteous squealing about Liberal sexism, Operation Nigger Nigger Nigger, which can begin in earnest. And if she’s crushed, she’s a Christer-martyr, and Cracker-Christer mobilization on the ground can counter Obama’s.

And supposing she’s more than a bint in a lake handing out scimitars? That’s the worse case scenario.

The rube in me requires me admire the play, even if McCain’s calculus was fuckyouing his party for denying him Lieberman. There is no cunning in Dildoic-Americans.

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