I thought I was dreaming this one up or that I misheard it. But no. Detroit has indeed come up with a way, not to increase fuel efficiency, but to get you to buy the gas-guzzlers they should not have made in the first place: buy a car and they will subsidize your gas purchases for three years. Not to worry if gas prices go up, all you pay is $2.99 a gallon for three years. Who said we can’t solve this problem?