Irony is Clorg, which justified its obamashanking as necessary vetting (because if Obama couldn’t take what CLINTON INC threw, how could the big baby survive what the pigs had in store), now basing Clorg’s campaign’s justification as WAAH! those nasty obamabots!

Listenrubes, I’ll give whomever is inaugurated this coming January six-hundred whole seconds to materially improve my life or I’ll call upon all my e-pitchforkers to riot, but kits, mofos, kits!

Obama gets 600 seconds, Clorg 599. WAAH! go the dead-enders.

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Oodles of links, plus this post’s title’s allusion.

Plus, Ask Fleabus sparks a kitten war.