Obamagasm?

Not so much. He fucketh up reaganly, as out of context his worse enemies want to make it.

And get this:

HRC’s husband is an EX-PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, and STILL WILDLY POPULAR WITH THE DEMOCRATIC BASE and… and…. HRC is using that unfair advantage TO FURTHER HER POLITICAL AMBITIONS!

That Bitch. That Bitch.

But I do wanna say this:

• If HRC and Obama are interchangeable duracell batteries in the machine of hegemonic empire;
• and if they are equally ambitious and craven politicians, as anyone wanting to be president must be;
• and if what each says authentically represents the bullshit that each thinks will best serve those craven ambitions;
• and obsessive game-marks like me credit not which bullshit is more bullshit but which bullshit works best;

then HRC’s bullshit is turdlier (meaning better) than Obama’s, seems to me.

That Reagan shite, it stupid. A person running for the Democratic nomination in a primary state that swings on union votes who even appears to praise Reagan isn’t ready to be preznet.

Oh! Delegate, schmelegate.

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• Don’t know about obamagasm, but Toolio is still toweling off from his johngasm.
• New music.
• More declarations of the obvious, spun as new gold, from The Forehead.
• Issues HRC won’t answer.
• Frank Rich notes Reagan dead, Zombie Reagan too, though someone tell the pigs.
• We’re on the surge to nowhere. (If the song’s going to be in my head, dammit, be in yours too.)
• I, for one, am convinced the Democrats will fuck this up.
• I tease Bob and provide more links.
• A righteous Yo! Kitty!
• Hunh? On authoritarians.
• On getting it totally wrong.
• On Bush and his wuckfitted economic plans.
• On conservative scholarship.
• On the front lines of a war crime

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And a profile of the man with the hand on your wallet.