From the home office on K Street…
10. Joe Biden will say too many stupid things before primary season.
9. He already knows how to be a co-president.
8. He can bullshit moderate Republicans into thinking Dems really are the “party of Lincoln.”
7. One more failed co-presidency can’t mess up the Global Economy.
6. Bill Richardson’s ego aside, he doesn’t need to be the victim of vice presidential abuse.
5. John Edwards haircuts cost way more than his do.
4. He can bullshit Blue Dog Dems into thinking his wife really isn’t a “liberal.”
3. Everyone knows he is not a racist in its politically correct context.
2. He lacks the personal wealth to acquire a major league baseball team which, unfortunately, eliminates him from being Commissioner of Baseball.
1. Nobody else in their right mind, who never inhaled, wants the job.