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Saturday, May 21, 2005
Skip Church Tomorrow
Howard Dean is on Meet the Press. It should be interesting, to say the least.
posted by Josh
5:35 PM
That's two vanilla stemcellacchios with a double shot of DNA
Late morning I was sitting at my favorite Starbuck’s enjoying a vente Komodo Dragon (in a porcelain cup since I’m a purist) and a nice view of the Santa Cruz mountains, breathing what the real estate agents call “pristine air”… then I glanced at an article in the Arizona Republic letting me know that Shrubby and the rest of the right wing dumb goy luddite hate club are going full tilt, 666, worse than Dixie Chicks Crusade against stem cell research. When you’re in bed with the the likes of Howard Ahmanson and the Chalcedon Foundation good science always makes for bad politics. How many of these good Christian soldiers get tanked up on a few cups of joe at the White House mess and don’t know that their java buzz might come courtesy of genetically modified coffee beans? Does Nancy Reagan know? Does she even know that most of the food she eats has been nuked for "public health" purposes. Don't think her astrologer told her about that. And maybe next time COO Dick Cheney gives a photo up getting out of the gas-guzzling SUV holding his coffee cup he ought to think twice. Word gets out what’s in the boss’s cup is made with them fuggin commo genetically modified Brazilian “super beans” it could cost the Repigs a few seats in Congress in ’06.
posted by Groom
2:49 PM
We Distort. You Decide (To Watch Something Else).
Here's something you won't hear on Fox News -- ratings for the cable news channel have been plummeting since before the November election.
According to TV Newser, the number of people watching Fox during prime time in the 25 to 54 age bracket dropped in April for the sixth straight month [i.e., a 58% net loss of viewership]. Why?
I believe the 19th century's preeminent Republican physicist, Abraham Lincoln, may have discovered the answer to that question in his seminal work, "The effects of deception in its interrelation with the time/people matrix."
posted by Michael
1:59 PM
Light at the end of the tunnel?
In today's Daily Kos, Hunter writes concerning the battle over Bush's judicial nominations,
It should also be noted that this Republican pander to their base, and to Bush's own political immaturity, could prove costly. With Republican numbers looking increasingly similar to those recorded during the Schiavo fiasco, polls show the public is clearly against the nuclear option. On the other hand, public is overwhelmingly for an active Senate role in the nomination process, with a whopping 78% agreeing, in a May 17-19 AP/Ipsos poll, that the Senate should "take an assertive role in examining each nominee." Even more intriguing is emptywheel's speculation that, The best indication of what will happen, in my opinion, is Arlen Specter's speech this morning. I'm not sure, but I think he gave Frist an ultimatum: make a deal, or the moderates will take over. I wasn't able to view the speech. Has anyone else seen it?
posted by John
9:55 AM
Desecrated Qur'aan update
A new playa says one of the Bush torturers trashed his "personal copy" while he was in stir down at Gitmo. Even if what Qur'aan desecration victim Martin Mubanga says is true, Obersturmbannfuehrer Rove is still way out in front on this big lie. He's probably up all night doing a Repig voodoo ritual, cycling the soundbite in "All the President's Men" where John Mitchell is drunk on the blower ranting that Katie Graham's "gonna get her tit caught in the wringer".
posted by Groom
4:57 AM
Friday, May 20, 2005
We Were Shocked, Shocked, I Tell You
Trent Duffy at the White House press briefing today: The President and the administration and the military were alarmed by the reports of prisoner abuse, no matter where they were, whether they be at Abu Ghraib or at Bagram. What the military and what the President supported is investigations holding people to account. I think seven people involved in the Bagram incidents are currently being investigated and are being held to account.
Q But this doesn't help while the First Lady is on a goodwill tour of the Middle East, does it?
MR. DUFFY: Well, but these are instances that have happened; we've taken steps, we've taken new policies to ensure that this doesn't happen again. We're holding people to account.
posted by Jerry Bowles
6:52 PM
Career in law enforcement… military experience a plus
The key question that arises from Jerry’s post below is what these “combat interrogators” will do when they hit the job market “on the outside.” The dark force of “homeland security” cuts a wide berth. The folks at Corrections Corporation of America (CCA) are waiting with open arms. Ditto the Texas Rangers, the Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) and every precinct house from Hoboken to Harlingen, from Long Beach to Livonia that will get “homeland security” money for “upgrades.” Back in the days of the “dirty wars” in Latin America (Argentina, Brazil, Chile, El Salvador, Honduras), the US-trained interrogators (torturers) wound up with police organizations, organized crime, consulting firms. No sensitivity training rehab for these folks. They’re bringing the war and the Junta’s disdain for the human condition to the home front. If there’s no job line waiting for them in a FEMA contingency plan, they can always get their call routed over to Giuliani & Kerik, consultants
posted by Groom
6:24 PM
Blaming the Messengers
If you want to know why the administration is trying so hard to pin the decline of America's image in the world on a couple of sentences in Newsweek, read the 6,000-word report in today's New York Times about the brutal torture and death of two Afghanis at the hands of U.S. troops at Bagram Air Base. Based on secret Pentagon investigative reports, the story confirms what any thinking person must know already--American soldiers have been breaking all the rules of legitimate warfare at Bagram, Guantanamo Bay, Abu Ghraib and a dozen other yet to be uncovered torture pits, the administration has known about it all along and turned a blind eye, and it's still going on, right now, while you read this. I would challenge my right-wing friends to read the first eight or ten paragraphs of the Times piece and ask themselves--if I read this about another country's soldiers doing this to Americans, how would I feel? Because we have signaled to the world that we don't care about the Geneva Conventions or any of the rules of civilized warfare, the Bush administration has made certain that you will read about such atrocities against Americans in the future.
posted by Jerry Bowles
1:19 PM
Caption: "Haircut for meetings"
I don't know where this came from, but I found it at the nerd farm where I work.
posted by Vicki
11:19 AM
Vox Bono
Tuesday evening a friend took me to the U2 “Vertigo Tour” concert at the Meadowlands. If you are not into love, peace, the brotherhood of man and the Irish, this is not recommended as a way to spend a few hours and a couple of pops. But since, for me, this was the first time I had attended a concert sober, it gave me a chance to pick up the political vibe emitted from that one-time contender for president of the World Bank: the Dublin-born performer formerly known as Paul Hewson.
With the whole concert fully focused on him, Bono (pronounced “bah-no”) would seem to prove the adage: beware the one-named celebrity. “Caveat Uno Nomine Celebritas”? Other than Bono, there is not a lot of drama; Bono is the thing, although there is lots of riveting guitar from Edge of course. Surprisingly, the band performs as only the four members, no do-wop girls, no extra keyboards. But even sober, hoovering like mad the errant ganga smoke, I find Bono works for me. Something about his near-sneer while the giant screen flashes “LOVE” in orange and yellow, the cheesy theatrics of taking a blindfold from the audience, with a cross and a star of David painted on it, and then walking sightless to the mike, that strange mix of messiah, eurotrash hoodlum, and in-your-face Celtic macho – call me groupie, but I dig it. You’ve got to love any Irish guy who loves words and women.
But more to the point: what about the message, especially in this nation that is still, to quote the idiot pundits, “sharply divided by partisan politics?” Because you get the impression that even Bushco might find it hard to attack a guy with this much money and sex appeal. Bono has been involved with African relief since 1990, and famously toured the continent with the now wholly peed-upon former Sec. of Treasury Paul O’Neil. In a new rock and roll twist, Bono is taking his “One” campaign on the road. The One Campaign is a brilliant, mass motivational petition drive to get names and, more importantly, email addresses. Think Meet-ups Meet Spinal Tap. The One Campaign is focused on African debt relief and ending global poverty. “I don’t want your money, man,” said Bono, and also mentioned that he has collected 600,000 signatures. But this database, like Howard Dean’s in the last campaign, could prove a powerful asset.
(What does it say that at a rock concert you are more likely to buy a rubber bracelet than to throw up?)
Is Bono blue? Yes and no. I suppose in his new role as Rock Star with Portfolio he needs to appear statesmanlike. On the one hand, he began the concert with a plea to recognize that science and religion are not incompatible, an observation which a number of people in the audience hooted in confirmation, but then, later, dedicated Running to Stand Still, which is about a heroin addict (meaning what?) to the “brave men and women of the U.S. Military;” interestingly, practically no one applauded. Too much of a bummer, perhaps? He talked about good leaders and then mentioned Clinton and “Boosh.” Has he been subjected to Fox Media Training? Lord, I hope not.
If not the World Bank, then what for Bono (after the tour)? If he were made Secretary General of the U.N., would that make Bolton’s job harder? Better yet, could we persuade him to become a U.S. citizen and… dare I wet-dream, make him “our” Arnold?
posted by Evelyn
9:29 AM
The Joke
So, listen, this is so great. You're going to laugh your ass off. So, there were these Iraqis, see, who live near the border and these foreign fighters kept coming over the border looking for trouble and strutting around the streets with their guns and stuff so the Iraqis decide to fight back. You with me so far? So, the local Iraqis set up roadblocks to stop them and starting burning down their safe houses and calling cousins in Baghadad to come and help drive them out.
Then, somebody had a bright idea: the Americans have a lot of guns; why don't we ask them to help us. And everybody agreed that was a good idea and they did.
Wait, it gets funnier. So the Marines go to help and they launch this Operaton Matador thing that we read about in the papers and it's a huge success--body count of 125 "insurgents" and the Pentagon puts out a press release and the smell of napalm in the morning is everywhere and victory is just around the corner and everybody is really happy...except for the Iraqis who invited the Marines in in the first place. Turns out--this is so great--turns out that the Marines destroyed the local villagers' homes and killed everything that moved...including a whole bunch of the locals who invited them to come in the first place. Isn't that fucking hysterical?
posted by Jerry Bowles
8:30 AM
The weak pulse of American Democracy
What I learned from the LA election...
In a city of 3,91 million only 11.5% or 444,450 Angelinos bothered to vote. The tally: Tony V 260,721 "a landslide" over Jimmy H with 183,729. Did Crapout Kerry's cameo last week scare voters away?
Hispanic is not considered an ethnic group by the US Census Bureau because they define a Hispanic as a person of Latin American descent (including persons of Cuban, Mexican or Puerto Rican origin) living in the US who may be of any race or ethnic group (white, black, Asian, etc). That makes Mexican president Vicente Fox's statement about Mexicans doing work that blacks don't want to do sound even dumber since, technically, blacks can be Hispanic too.
posted by Groom
6:02 AM
Thursday, May 19, 2005
Liberal Media Bias? Oh Yeah.
Check out this little bombshell posted by our compatriots at Hoffmania. According to Hoff, it seems that Newsweek got "thrown under the bus" to cover for a real screw-up by that paragon of objectivity, the Washington Times. Gee, which is worse, an accurate story reported by a questionable source or a disgusting display of racism and religious persecution? Any question which gets the free pass?
posted by Leftcoast
11:49 PM
The desecration game
As the White House continues to desecrate Newsweek for its Quran story we ought to remember that it's parent, The Washington Post, endorsed Crapout Kerry for president and removed its managing editor five days after the November election. This is Revenge of the Rove, part III. Meanwhile, John Snow, the treasury secretary who lost about $28 million in bad stock deals using investors money- investments that his former employer did not hold him responsible for has named a special envoy charged with desecrating the Chinese yuan. Watch out for that MSG on your Tung-Ting shrimp, Johnny boy.
posted by Groom
4:46 PM
Meanwhile....
Civil War in Iraq grows as Sunni's kill Shi'ite clerics, Shi'ites kill Sunni clerics
while US generals say the situation in Iraq sucks, is going to suck for a very long time, and US military there for the long term.
No doubt this is all Newsweek's fault.
posted by Blackdogred
12:07 PM
The Conundrum
The good news for Democrats in the latest NBC News/Wall Street Journal poll is that American public is thoroughly disgusted with the Republican-led Congress and its priorities, with Shrub's plan to end Social Security as we know it and with the nation’s economy and general direction. The bad news is that they don't believe that Democrats can do any better. This is the DLC chicken coming home to roost. If all the Dems can do is offer a lite version of the kind of leadership they're fed up with already voters are going to invoke the "Kerry Option" and stick with the crummy bastards they know in 2006 and vote for McCain against Clinton in 2008. It's good to finally stand up to the bullies; now we need to be for something.
posted by Jerry Bowles
8:28 AM
Mau-mauing the Mexicans
Elsewhere in "North America," president Vicente Fox of Mexico yesterday showed the world he’s still a Pepsi bottler at heart, making the biggest racial gaffe in the history of his nation. His Irish blood up over the Junta’s go-slow on immigration “reform” don Vicente cracked that Mexicans do jobs in the US that “even blacks” wouldn’t do. You don’t need to show up on taco night at the US Army mess in Hanau, Germany and watch what happens when the hood boys crank up their boom box with Fiddy Cent. African-Americans and Hispanics don’t like each other. Latin Americans, who are not “Hispanics” or “Latinos” in their own countries, don’t get along with the darker skinned “African” elements of their culture. You don’t see any black faces on the top of the CIA Cuba leadership chart.
In Argentina, with the highest literacy rate “in the Americas” and where more than 55% of the population is now of Italian origin, the standard line on Brasil is “one third white, the rest Africa.” And in New Mexico, where the CEO is inclusionfest '08 presidential hopeful Bill “Chief Thunder Thud” Richardson, the Northern New Mexicans who claim “true Spanish blood of the Conquistadors” look down on the Mexican mestizos in Las Cruces and Alamogordo and Albuquerque and treat them as second class citizens. Los Angeles elected its first “Hispanic” mayor since the 19th century, when, the LA Times said, the city had had “three Hispanic mayors.” I wonder if anybody went down to cryogenics to find out if those dudes knew they were “Hispanic”.
Take a Harlem Hunch and guess who’s flying down to Mexico City with open palms to cool and school president Fox… Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. Hope you both be armed for bear with Lomotil guys. The food is different than the stuff they gave you when you tried to shake down NASCAR. In Mexico City, where the new 60,000 seat NASCAR track was just blessed by the local archbishop, the welcome wagon dishes out some fine Montezuma’s revenge in that tortilla soup.
posted by Groom
6:37 AM
Wednesday, May 18, 2005
The Battle's On
The filibuster rumble has begun. I've been watching on C-Span. Two impressions. Nurse Frist is not presidential material. He's just not a forceful presence. Harry Reid has been extremely impressive. He's a far better public speaker and debater than Frist.
posted by Jerry Bowles
10:18 AM
Go Get Him, Al
Pity poor Norm Coleman. First he gets his ears boxed by Barbara Boxer for his neanderthal understanding of the duties of a congressman and his tacky "elections have consequences" remark at the Bolton hearings and now he gets himself a brand new orifice thanks to a British MP (see Michael Scott's post below)who refuses to play victim for his oil-for-food witchhunt. With DeLay laying low, good old Norm is fast becoming the Repig you love to hate. Let's hope Al Franken decides to take him on.
posted by Jerry Bowles
8:38 AM
The case of the desecrated dollar
Perry Mason title… guess again. A George Bush mystery. Our currency says “In God We Trust” on it. So has China really desecrated our born-again greenback by linking their yuan to it? Listen to Shrubby and John Snow and you’d think the yellow peril heathens and their undervalued yuan have stolen all the 'merkin jobs that could pay for Social Security and Medicare. But it has been the Repiggies and Dem ass-hole buddies who let the gigs get outsourced. Never mind that Snowman and Bushie have let the dollar go in the tank for the past three years and have lied through their teeth about it. As for economic parasitism, it's ok that the global barrel oil price is linked to the dollar. And all the currencies in "Latin" America are pegged to the dollar in one way or another. Does the yuan have a case of cooties or somethin'?
The Junta isn’t ragging on China to help boost US exports. And moving the yuan away from the dolla don't shave the vig on our $162 billion trade deficit with Beijing. The untold consequence is that a stronger yuan will cause China to have some economic problems and, with them, garden variety political instability that will help generate nice holiday bonuses for the K Street PR firms who will do whatever it takes so that Wal-Mart doesn't have a pre-Christmas riot sale due to high prices. All that translates into energy market dislocations with China getting the dirty end of the stick. Your old boys at the Petroleum Club pick up the loose demand and stomp their ostrich Luccheses on China's parvenu role as a major oil player. The Nutrasweet icing on this bad fortune cookie is that all the friends of the House of Bush and the House of Saud can make big money speculating on the dollar-yuan spreads, and oil futures. And all the rich closet mandarin and warlord types who secretly run China, Inc. from Hong Kong, London, Paris, Panama, Beijing, Shanghai and Jakarta. can do same. Maybe its time that the Bank of China asks the White House for an official apology for desecrating the yuan.
posted by Groom
6:38 AM
BRIT MP TO MINN SEN: STFU!
“Now, Senator, I gave my heart and soul to oppose the policy that you promoted. I gave my political life’s blood to try to stop the mass killing of Iraqis by the sanctions on Iraq which killed one million Iraqis, most of them children, most of them died before they even knew that they were Iraqis, but they died for no other reason other than that they were Iraqis with the misfortune to born at that time. I gave my heart and soul to stop you committing the disaster that you did commit in invading Iraq. And I told the world that your case for the war was a pack of lies.
“I told the world that Iraq, contrary to your claims did not have weapons of mass destruction. I told the world, contrary to your claims, that Iraq had no connection to al-Qaeda. I told the world, contrary to your claims, that Iraq had no connection to the atrocity on 9/11 2001. I told the world, contrary to your claims, that the Iraqi people would resist a British and American invasion of their country and that the fall of Baghdad would not be the beginning of the end, but merely the end of the beginning.
“Senator, in everything I said about Iraq, I turned out to be right and you turned out to be wrong and 100,000 people paid with their lives; 1600 of them American soldiers sent to their deaths on a pack of lies; 15,000 of them wounded, many of them disabled forever on a pack of lies. Man, oh man. British MP George Galloway must've blistered all the paint out of that room.
Now I'm searching CSPAN to watch, as well as read this: I want to see if "Sen." Norm Coleman, doing his best Joe McCarthy ("I've got a list of names!"), still has any eyebrows or skin left on his face, once Galloway is through with him.
posted by Michael
12:29 AM
Tuesday, May 17, 2005
The Gospel According to John
From the only guy with a real set of nuts in America, Mr. Conyers:
First, this attempt to tie riots to the Newsweek article stands in stark contrast to the assessment of your own senior military officials. On May 12th, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs Of Staff had reported on his consultations with the Senior Commander in Afghanistan about whether there was a causal relationship between the Newsweek story and the riots thusly: "[h]e thought it was not at all tied to the article in the magazine." The only conclusion that can be reasonably drawn is that, in contrast to career military officers, political operatives sought to score cheap political points by spreading falsehoods about Newsweek.
Second, there is - of course - a sad irony in this White House claiming that someone else's errors or misjudgments led to the loss of innocent lives. Over 1,600 Americans and tens of thousands of Iraqis have lost their lives in the Iraq war, a war which your Administration justified by falsely claiming that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction. To date, your Administration has consistently blocked Congressional inquiries into whether such claims were the result of intentional manipulation of intelligence or, as you assert, a mere "failure."
Moreover, your loquacious response to this matter stands in stark contrast to your response to a recently released classified memo comprising the minutes of a July 22 meeting of British Prime Minister Tony Blair and his cabinet which calls into question the credibility of assertions made by your Administration in its drive to war. Among other things the memo indicates that Administration officials were working to ensure that "the intelligence and facts were fixed around the policy," implying that intelligence was deliberately manipulated to prop up the case for war. The memo also indicates, contrary to contemporaneous statements to the American people and the Congress that the President had already "made up his mind to take military action." When asked about this memo, you claimed that you "don't know about the specific memo" - two and one half weeks after its release and ten days after receiving a letter detailing its contents from 89 Members of Congress (which has still not been answered).
Outrage? Hell Yes. Traction? No. The Newsweek deal is prototypical Rove. When the shit flies, man the smoke machines. Divert, blame, project, deny, throw out the Constitution, principles, your children. Anything is fair game.
So what's the game here? What is so friggin important that it overrides every American institution and tradition? I'm with Jerry on this. It's money, honey. The protection of an old world order that has its feet stuck in the tar and is fading fast. You don't think that Big Business hasn't seen the future and found it in Bangalore? You don't think the corporatists don't see a society that's entertained and consumed itself into irrelevance and is manning the lifeboats by sucking out every ounce of weath before the inevitable collapse? You don't think they see the coming workforce of illiterate knuckleheads that we've generated and say, "screw this, we're outta here?"
Get real. The reason these guys persecuted Clinton had nothing to do with blowjobs or partisan politics. It was a survival move. Clinton made the new economy work and demonstrated there is a better America without blatantly feeding the military/oil combine. Those guys had no standing in the Clinton 90s and were scared to death. Almost everything worked. So Billy had to go, so did any vestige of the new world order he ushered in.
So now we're in the middle of the smackdown of cynicism, the ultimate I got mine, fuck y'all attitude that usually comes with legacy wealth and a gimme Yale degree. The rest of this stuff, the evangelical fervor, the erosion of Constitutional rights, the insanity of endless war is despicable, but it's a sideshow.
There are only two real truths in life. Follow the money. Behind every great fortune lies a great crime. Words to live by.
posted by Leftcoast
11:06 PM
The Gameplan
From today's Washpost, yet more insight into the plan to convert us all to Jeebus-diddling Repignicanspawn. See, the government further starves the poor by cutting off secular government funding. The poor, starving, have to go to Repignican-approved churches, which GET federal funding, for assistance in obtaining eats. The churches brainwash the vulnerable into Talibamericans. Ruthless cynicism ruthlessly executed.
Just when I think I can't be scared any further by the depths the repigs will go, viola! And we haven't seen anything yet, I'm afraid.
posted by Blackdogred
3:19 PM
Social Security pop quiz
No need to fill blanks. Not hooked on fonics, just aks yourself, yes or no.
1. Do fewer American workers and employers contribute to Social Security and Medicare when jobs are "outsourced" from the US to China, India and Mexico?
2. Do you hear any "old media" reminding you of that fact?
3. Do the names George Meany, Lane Kirkland, Leonard Woodcock and John Sweeney mean anything to you? If not, you are part of the more than 75% of organized labor who don't know the names of the AFL-CIO leaders who watched and did nothing as Dems and Repigs colluded for four decades to jack America's jobs.
4. Doesn't it make sense to create more full time jobs in the US if we want to have more employers and workers contributing to Social Security and Medicare? And doesn't make sense to create more full time jobs in the US if we want to reduce the "twin towers" of foreign debt and negative trade balance?
5. Did you know that under current AFL-CIO humpty dumpty John Sweeney, the unionized percentage of the US workforce has dropped from 14.5% to less than 8%?
6. Have you ever heard of Andrew Stern and James R. Hoffa, Jr.?
7. Are you aware that Stern is challenging Sweeney's leadership of the AFL-CIO, and that he was "frozen out" of the 2004 Democratic National Convention because he was critical of Crapout Kerry's feeble economic policies.
8. Did you know that both men supported Howard Dean for president of the US?
9. Do you understand the direct connection between the outsourcing of jobs from the US and how having less companies and workers contributing to the "trust fund" sets up the possibility of another funding crisis down the road?
9. Can you imagine what might happen of Stein and Hoffa had enough of a warchest to get serious about organizing Wal-Mart employees?
10. Do you think more jobs would be created for Americans in the US if Howard Dean was the next president of the United States?
posted by Groom
2:31 PM
An Intelligence Test for Americans
A high crime or misdemeanor is:
(a) lying about a half-assed blowjob from a ditzy intern, or;
(b) lying about how, when and why you decided to launch an unnecessary, disasterously planned and poorly executed war that has so far consumed more 1,600 American (and countless other) lives, cost taxpayers more than $200 billion and is about to ignite a bloody civil war that will inflame the entire Middle East?
Take as long as you need to think about it.
posted by Jerry Bowles
1:14 PM
Killing NPR
Got in car to go to work this morning, turn on radio, and both NPR stations here in DC (WETA, WAMU) are in Spring Membership Drive (I hate that euphemism), and my first thought was that it's time to pony-up my fair share (being the responsible person I am). My second thought was of this fat bastard
 and of his assigned mission to destroy virtually the last media outpost that isn't a propaganda organ of Bushco, so eff them. My third thought: it's not an accident that Tomlinson has made his agenda public just as virtually every NPR radio station in Absurdistan is going into it's major Spring fundraising drive. Think about this: Repigs will be able to claim simultaneously that the drop in funding (by disaffected Liberals withholding their usual contributions as protest) proves NPR's Liberal bias AND that since funding is down there is no demand for NPR and therefore government funding can be cut.
This is an example, a metaphor, for EVERYTHING the mouthbreathers want. It is an example, a metaphor, for the blueprint the mouthbreathers wish to use to get EVERYTHING they want. And more importantly, it is an example, a metaphor, for EVERYTHING the emmeffing mouthbreathers believe.
UPDATE: The Good General has PBS' evening schedule under Tomlinson. (And you all do have the General bookmarked, right? Thought so.)
posted by Blackdogred
1:00 PM
And Now for Something Completely Different
Another gem from the primeTime sublime Community Orchestra
SONGS THAT WILL NEVER WIN A GRAMMY
The New pTsCO CD brought to YOU by Corporate Blob Records - 8 pop songs (and 1 instrumental) subverted beyond the commercial realm. All the vocals were digitally manufactured with an IBM personal computer and the latest voice synthesis technology developed by AT&T and the Yamaha Corporation. Mastering by Andy VanDette at Masterdisk Studios, New York City. YOU GET:
- Curb Your God The Grand Opening Number featuring 7 singers advocating the virtues of limiting the influence of one¹s External Transcendent Moral Authority. (well, maybe not) Note the quotes: a fragment of What the World Needs Now by Burt Bacharach sung by a robot and the Ken-L-Ration Dog Food Jingle ("My Dog's Better Than Your Dog...") which occurs during the last section in the low brass.
- I Want You A love song - a sort of pathologically obsessed recomposition beyond recognition of Billy Joel's I Love You Just The Way You Are with Sting's Every Breath You Take. (well, maybe not)
- Betty Poptarts The ballad of the record with contributions by Richard Nixon, Hillary Clinton, both George Bushes, a group of TV commercial announcers, some evangelist I can¹t remember the name of, Betty and Ken. Refers to those individuals who look for paths to happiness outside of themselves in ideas of a political, religious or materialistic nature, pre-organized for effortless convenience which enables one to escape from the real issues which are within oneself.
- Lesson 1 English as a 2nd language for nonearthlings taught by native speakers.
- Dance of the Bouncing Hornballs A kind-of-but-not-really interlude: the instrumental track of the record.
- Just Do Me Tonight Picture if you will, a man, a lonely man who sits at the same seat in the same neighborhood bar night after night. He doesn¹t have many friends and is unable to give or receive love - a junkyard of memories and unresolved emotions. At the end of the night he "scores" with a big, boobed, blonde bimbo from Brooklyn. Recorded live in the lounge at Murphy¹s Sea Bay Inn, Normandy Beach, New Jersey.
- Hannibal Lecter¹s BBQ Progressive Rock so progressive it isn¹t Rock anymore. What if Hannibal Lecter invited you over for a neighborhood barbeque one sunny, Saturday afternoon?
- Rainbow Seeds of Mass Destruction What if Samuel Beckett wrote a screenplay for a Disney movie about a cockroach who became president? A song of political propaganda gone awry. The line "Jesus was a Republican" got edited out for aesthetic, not religious or political reasons. The 2nd half is an electronic soundscape of a nuclear fallout with TV commercial announcements. Advertising of commodities during nuclear fallout may seem absurd to most; but remember: comparable to the World Cup or the Super Bowl, Armageddon will be televised and commercial time will be very expensive.
- It Will Be Over Before Ya Know It An inspirational song of joy and hope designed to uplift the wrinkled hearts of the masses and create eternal peace, love and understanding throughout the world and its neighbors. (well, maybe not)
Listen to samples.
posted by Jerry Bowles
11:45 AM
Get Over It
Kos and Atrios have both weighed in on the NYT’s decision to start charging for its Op-Ed columns (and other content) instead of having these columns available for free for anyone who signs in on its site. Atrios is calling it “the worst business decision ever,” move over the Edsel and “new Coke,” and believes the Times will live to regret this decision.
Let me clue them both: the expense involved with keeping media infrastructure as vast and, yes, reliable as the New York Times is overwhelming. We bloggers get to let our free flags fly, having occasional fund-raisers, charging a couple of bucks for banners, but where would we be if the New York Times didn’t give us original fodder for our posts? And what, pray tell, is the business model that supports a network of overseas bureaus if it is not supported by either: one, advertising, which for print at the moment is suffering a long and painful decline; or two, individual subscriptions? Do you want Richard Melon Scaife to foot the bills? Or Buschco?
So bloggers, cough it up. Besides, it will give you the pleasure of sending the online subscription department a threat to cancel each time Bobo gives you his red state, blue state “insights.”
posted by Evelyn
11:45 AM
Let's Get Ready to Rumble
Nurse Frist and Harry Reid have stopped talking. The rumble is on. Reid has scheduled a conference call strategy briefing tomorrow, May 18, at 11:45 a.m. Eastern time (8:45 a.m. Pacific). You can listen in and ask questions here.
http://www.democrats.org/briefingcall
Hot damn, this could be a lot of fun.
posted by Jerry Bowles
7:49 AM
Tom DeLay wants you unchurched Yankees to get cancer and die
When Newsweek publishes a badly sourced (but not necessarily untrue) story about desecration of the Quran at Gitmo millions of Islamists riot and dozens advance to the heavens. When the Saudi-owned Texas manufacturer of cancer causing gasoline additive MTBE spends $1.5 million to lobby Congress and leans on the Tom DeLay to shield producers from liabilities brain-dead America doesn’t bat an eyelash. Concerned that they would face stiff penalties and a loss of business, the Riyadh-based company SABIC, which is,effectively, a Saudi government (thus owned by the royals)industry, hired the lobbying firm of Miller & Chevalier to massage Congress. Their client list includes Wal-Mart, Envirocare of Utah, French nuclear giant Framatome, and Advanced Micro Devices, among others. Bandar’s pals then bought more influence, building a “research and development center” in DeLay’s home base, Sugarland, Texas. SABIC claims to be the largest non-oil company in the Middle East (what happened to The Bin Laden Group?).
The sad part of all this is that there would be no need for MTBE as a fuel additive if the federal government rationalized the shipping cost of “made in the USA” ethanol additives from “Corn Belt” states in the Midwest to New England and the Mid Atlantic states where they are most needed. MTBE came into the picture big time because some in new math victims in Congress and in successive White House administrations somehow concluded that it was "too expensive" to ship ethanol from the Midwest to the East Coast. Funny, how come it isn't too expensive to ship oil from Saudi Arabia to the US? But since Lord Cheney is the Junta COO, too much ethanol would be "bad for business" and Tatalej Greenspan would raise an eyebrow and say "too much ethanol might dampen the positive effect of free market forces.” But the dirty little secret is that going "all in" with ethanol would provide the economic juice to turn a few key Red states Blue.
The folks along the I-95 corridor between Bayonne and Bangor don’t call it “cancer alley” for nothin’. By the time New England GOP senators filibuster this puppy to death it will be time to change the name of I-95 to the Tom DeLay Carcinogenic Highway. One more reason that Nurse Frist's "nuclear option" is nothing but a limp noodle on a bull elephant.
posted by Groom
3:35 AM
Monday, May 16, 2005
Blue state journalist in search of red state stories
For those trying to get a handle on Red state thinking, one useful source is Rose Aquilar's Stories in America blog. The top of the blog description reads,
Journalist Rose Aguilar leaves the liberal bubble of San Francisco to bring you personal stories from people living in states that overwhelmingly voted for George W. Bush for President. Having just returned to Japan from my wife's mother's funeral in New Haven, Indiana, I am not terribly surprised by what I read here. I note, in particular, the following exchange,
Are you a fan of the President? |