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Wednesday, June 23, 2004
Bushovic and Cheney want YOU screened for mental health problems...
Yes, it's true. It's happening. Will John Kerry let it happen on his watch? Or will Nurse Frist and his friends at Eli Lilly get the last laugh? Better get acquainted with your DSM-IV functionality rate and know your profiler. Why isn't Dan Rather on top of this one?
posted by Groom
6:52 PM
Fun With Roget's
In case you missed the White House release of torture memos yesterday, here's a summary:
The Commander in Chief has the complete, consummate, downright, entire, flat out, free, full, infinite, outright, plenary, sheer, simple, straight out, supreme, thorough, total, unabridged, unadulterated, unconditional, unlimited, unqualified, unrestricted, pure, utter, and without limit right to agonize, annoy, beset, bother, burden, crucify, distress, grieve, harass, harrow, harry, irk, lacerate, martyr, oppress, pain, pester, plague, press, rack, smite, strike, torment, torture, trouble, try, vex, worry, or wound anyone he chooses.
But, because Shrub Bush is such a nice guy, he declines to do so at this time.
posted by Jerry Bowles
1:34 PM
What, we worry... its only other peoples money

...and these guys want mandatory mental health screenings for all of US...
posted by Groom
1:16 PM
Recontruction? $20 Billion. Hubris? Priceless.
Did you know that Ari Fleischer’s supremely unqualified brother Michael has been in charge of reviving the Iraqi economy since March? He replaced Thomas Foley, a former business school colleague of Bush's and a fundraiser for his presidential campaign. Chicago Tribune staff reporter Andrew Zajac wrote what I assume is an unintentionally hysterically funny account of how Fleischer got the job: Fleischer was in the Foreign Service for four years after college in the 1970s, serving in Washington and Africa. He also worked briefly on Capitol Hill and received a Harvard MBA.
Fleischer describes himself as a turnaround specialist, but his recent business track record is modest.
He is on leave from the presidency of Bogen Communications International, a New Jersey-based maker and distributor of electronics equipment that has about $60 million in annual sales and has had an up-and-down financial performance in recent years.
Earlier this year, Bogen delisted itself from the Nasdaq stock market and now trades only on the Pink Sheets, an electronic exchange with fewer public reporting requirements.
>snip<
Fleischer said he wanted to serve in Iraq because he believes Bush had embarked on "a noble path" in freeing and democratizing the country and he believed he had skills that would be helpful.
He said that from his Foreign Service stint, he was already acquainted with Paul Bremer, the presidential envoy who heads the CPA.
With an assist from his brother, Ari, who "got my resume to Bremer," Fleischer landed interviews that led to his appointment.
Among Fleischer's key tasks was training more Iraqi businessmen in the ways of U.S.-style procurement so they can land part of the $18.4 billion in reconstruction aid the U.S. has earmarked for Iraq.
Competitive bidding "is a new world for the Iraqis," Fleischer said. Under Saddam Hussein, "it was all done by cronies. The only paradigm they know is cronyism. We are teaching them that there is an alternative system with built-in checks and built-in review." Not only unqualified but stupid—a deadly combination that is pervasive among the Bush political hacks sent to get Iraq back on its feet and a major reason the Coalition Provisional Authority has been such a dismal failure. The Los Angeles Times has another great story about rampant cronyism and party hacks run amuck in Iraq.
posted by Jerry Bowles
10:16 AM
Sandbox Politics
via Boston Herald: Republican Senate leaders delayed a vote on veterans' health-care funding yesterday in order to deny Sen. John F. Kerry, who had rushed back to Washington just for the roll call, a chance to act on one of his top campaign issues. Ever get the feeling these folks could use a hall monitor?
posted by Jerry Bowles
9:16 AM
Bumper Sticker Politics
My wife’s an avid gardener, so our bumper sticker reads “Trim the Bushes: Vote Democratic 2004.” I have also seen the following:
When Clinton Lied, Nobody Died Bush: It Takes a Village Idiot Four More Wars! Torture is the New Black What Would Jesus Bomb?
Any other ones out there to add to the list?
posted by Josh
8:25 AM
Bloggers and conventions
There’s been a lot of buzz about the major political parties “including” bloggers in the media mix for the upcoming conventions. Considering that this is the first presidential election in which the blogosphere will be an influencer, one wonders if the invites have less to do with politically correct rituals of inclusion than with the realpolitik of cooptation.
News organizations that profit from the news cycle are already a big part of the blogosphere. But of what value is it to bloggers to wannabe, or even be part of the old media with its bought-and-paid-for values?
Beyond the usual suspects, Drudge, Sully, Instapundit, inter alia, the blogosphere has emerged as a force to countervail the self censorship, the narrow coverage, the lies and errors of omission that are the default job description of the old media since 9/11 and “Operation Iraqi Freedom.” Bloggers picked up the pieces of the fractured public trust when the old media Humpty-Dumptys fell off the wall.
Being a blogger is akin to being a counterpuncher in boxing, slipping the punch and then hitting back with a vengeance. Even in its benign forms, blogging is an empowering revolutionary act. Bloggers create opinions, some of which play off the news cycle. When those opinions become agents of change they percolate upward and can become news. And when it does happen those political figures and old media types who feel the heat question the blogosphere's legitimacy.
Historically, it was no different in the 1930s when stage actors like Humphrey Bogart and John Garfield were chastised by critics and colleagues when they went off to Hollywood. Or when every screenplay adapted from a novel couldn't hold a shadow to the book. Some like to call the old media "liberal" but it is ultra-conservative when it comes to accomodating change.
The Democratic and Republican national conventions are marginally relevant, stage-managed political charades. Like Noam Chomsky says, one party, two right wings. Great stuff for the old media to bandy about. The right stuff for us bloggers is to stay at home and blog about it. Keep your powder dry...
posted by Groom
7:08 AM

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