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Saturday, June 26, 2004
Fahrenheit beyond the choir
Commenting yesterday on his new film, Michael Moore said it was “for the choir.” I disagree. There are three themes that resonate beyond the “liberals.” The issue of Cheney and Halliburton and war profiteering won’t go away. Second: only one member of Congress has a child who is serving in Iraq. Third: the undercovered story of the medical care being received by our troops and the use of amputation in lieu of more time consuming and expensive bone grafts and other limb repair methods. If I were Terry McAuliffe or John Kerry I’d get with my Hollywood fatcats and have them front some moolah to get Fahrenheit 9/11 showing free at theatres in key swing states one week prior to election day. And make sure to contribute to the fire department Widows & Orphans fund in every city you run it at. You’ll need to have a fire truck outside to make sure that none of Eric Rudolph’s neo-Nazi, abortion clinic-bombing friends don’t rain on the parade.
posted by Groom
6:34 PM
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Turns out that the famous "torture" memo from August 1, 2002 was not some abstract discussion of what might be permissible but instead a cover-your-ass memo for atrocities already committed by American interrogators.
posted by Jerry Bowles
4:40 PM
Friday, June 25, 2004
Wonder Where Jack Got Those Kinky Ideas

posted by Jerry Bowles
6:51 PM
Did Europe Support the War?
Shrub insisted to an Irish televison reporter yesterday that "most of Europe" supported the invasion of Iraq. First of all, most of Europe supported the decision in Iraq. Really what you're talking about is France, isn't it? And they didn't agree with my decision. They did vote for the U.N. Security Council resolution. ... We just had a difference of opinion about whether, when you say something, you mean it. A Pew Research Center poll released just before the war began shows that once more our all-American hero is blowing smoke through his ass:
Pew Research Center Poll Released: March 18, 2003

posted by Jerry Bowles
6:09 PM
Fire in the hole
Illinois voters won't have GOP senate candidate Jack Ryan to kick around anymore. He's out of the race. That erases the GOP gain on one seat if Kerry wins the White House. No docudrama rights being auctioned off on this one.
posted by Groom
4:55 PM
TGIF... tequila sunset for Bill Richardson
Tough question for the Kerry brain-trust... if Mexico can have a president with an "Irish" name like Fox, can the US have a co-president with a Mexican name like Richardson? It's a good thing the VP-vetting is being done on a Friday, when the great unwashed, undecided are focused on their weekends and consumer rituals. As Clinton's UN Ambassador he failed to convince Afghanistan and Pakistan to capture and extradite Osama to the US. Can he do any better at convincing Hispanic voters in the US to vote for Juan Kerry? Having a running mate from a state that consistently boasts the nations lowest per capita income and highest poverty rate is a big plus. Having a running mate from a state where it is still legal for dead people to vote is another big plus. Nepotism and corruption... you got it. Bill Richardson has been in the pocket of big oil since the git-go, as much of a legman for Oxy Pete as Al Gore's pappy was. His domestic policy expertise is minimal. He's one of those Democrats whose diplomatic finesse helped to strengthen Bin Laden's hand. Stay at home, Bill. You really don't want to be VP anyway. And you are aligned to much with the yanqui gachupins to appeal to the working Mexicans and Cubans who identify with Presidente Bushovic. Wait for St. Pete Domenici to pass the torch and name yourself to his US Senate seat, where you might do some good. Stick to the photo ops that show your string tie and silver belt buckle and tell us more about what's going on at the Armand Hammer World College up in your old congressional district, the one funded by your old buddy, uh, Armand Hammer. And while the rest of us are chowing down on rice and beans, make sure you get front row seats for the Kerrys at the Santa Fe Opera.
posted by Groom
12:39 PM
Things We'll Never Know
Okay, class, pay attention. A majority of Americans surveyed in the latest CNN/USA Today/Gallup poll say the United States made a mistake by invading Iraq. George W. Bush started the war with Iraq. John Kerry supported the war in Iraq and has offered no specific exit plan. Bush and Kerry are in a statistical tie among likely voters in November.
Howard Dean was the anti-Iraq war candidate before it was popular to be against the Iraq war. If Howard Dean were the Democratic candidate today, would he be well ahead of George Bush in the polls?
posted by Jerry Bowles
8:59 AM
More Bushovic class warfare
In Bushovic Amerika only the rich get second chances... the old media didn’t make a fuss when Bushovic tapped convicted Contra thug Eliot Abrams as deputy director of his National Security Council (NSC). But the minute the Democrats employ rehabilitated criminals to register voters the GOP plants a story and cries foul. Abrams, who never did time, was pardoned by Poppy Bushovic who praised him for his patriotic duty. Click here for a list of crooks and convicts who are part of the Reagan-Bushovic legacy.
posted by Groom
6:49 AM
There Goes the Neighborhood
The Washington Post actually uses the F-word this morning in describing Dick "I believe, in fact, that we will be greeted as liberators" Cheney's encounter with Pat Leahy. The paper draws the line at "asshole" though, going with "(expletive)" instead. Tell me that blogs are not making the mainstream press more adventuresome.
posted by Jerry Bowles
6:19 AM
The Bushies Have Twisted The Law Into A Pretzel That We're All Choking On Now
First this, from the Washington Post:
U.S. Immunity in Iraq Will Go Beyond June 30 The Bush administration has decided to take the unusual step of bestowing on its own troops and personnel immunity from prosecution by Iraqi courts for killing Iraqis or destroying local property after the occupation ends and political power is transferred to an interim Iraqi government, U.S. officials said.
The administration plans to accomplish that step -- which would bypass the most contentious remaining issue before the transfer of power -- by extending an order that has been in place during the year-long occupation of Iraq. Order 17 gives all foreign personnel in the U.S.-led Coalition Provisional Authority immunity from "local criminal, civil and administrative jurisdiction and from any form of arrest or detention other than by persons acting on behalf of their parent states."
Sure; why the hell not? This administration has been off in the legal Twilight Zone since Scalia stopped the vote count. Why not declare yourself immune from the Geneva Conventions? And why not bestow upon yourself an immunity that only the "sovereign" power can give?
Next week, they'll repeal the laws of gravity, too . . . (That should help with battling the insurgents!)
posted by Michael
12:32 AM
Thursday, June 24, 2004
You Don't Know Dick
Atrios is reporting that Wonkette is reporting that CNN is reporting that Dick Cheney advised Pat Leahy to attempt an anatomical impossibility upon himself yesterday on the floor of the Senate. A search for "go fuck yourself" on CNN's site produces no results so maybe the Wonkerita is wanking us again.
UPDATE: 7:47 pm The Washington Post has details.
posted by Jerry Bowles
5:35 PM
Co-Executive Privilege
The Surpremes have voted 7-2 to keep Co-President Dick Cheney's "energy task force" papers private. The decision allows the GOP stall tactics to continue and effectively kicks the issue back to the lower courts. Scalia didn't have to vote via carrier pigeon from the Co-President's Bayou duckblind. In spite of all the media fuss, he showed up, unscathed. In Halliburton we Trust.
posted by Groom
4:29 PM
Why Bush Wins
1. Iraq. Starting next week, Bush can just blame the new government in Iraq if things go wrong, claiming, “We did our job. We need to be patient with new democracies. We, and our coalition partners, are doing everything we can to support THEM.” His numbers on handling war on terrorism will start going up again. Kerry can only neutralize this issue by appointing General Clark as VP, something he is not likely to do.
2. Economy. It doesn’t matter how bad the economy got, what matters now is that it is improving now. Joe Six Pact and Mary Chardonnay don’t know nothing about no deficits. Kerry will try to play the Clinton card.
3. Debates. All Bush needs to do again is show up. Kerry will “look” presidential, but Bush is the president. Kerry, who was on the Yale Debating Team, will be too conscious of Gore’s problem in the 2000 debates, and in his overcompensation, he will be too stiff and his attempts to be loose and light will not work. Bush will lose on content, but win on personality with his casual, self-deprecating style and “fuzzy math” labels.
4. Likeability. With 90 or more percent of voters having made up their mind who they will vote for, splitting about evenly between the two, the balance of voters are likely to wait until the last minute, and as this voting cohort has in the past, vote for the candidate they “like” the best. In terms of personality, Kerry is cold, Bush is cool. Kerry is stiff and not good at one liners. Bush can only deliver one liners, with that weird, but “engaging” body language and those strange facial expressions of his.
5. October Surprise in September. Only Bush is able to pull a surprise in this election. And he is likely to do so by replacing Cheney on the ticket, at the Convention, and in one deft move, remove the Cheney/Halliburton baggage. For those who wanted McCain as VP, they may get their wish, but on the wrong side. McCain's job will be to clean up the Pentagon and sort out the CIA.
Then we move to Canada.
posted by Josh
12:50 PM
The Spy Who Came in from the Heat
It looks like the Bush administration is having trouble putting down the insurgency over at Langley. George Tenet’s body isn’t even cold yet and already comes a deadly fuselage of criticism from a “senior intelligence official” called Anonymous in an imminent (first week of July) but already widely discussed new book called Imperial Hubris: Why the West is Losing the War on Terror. The title says it all; the book is a scathing condemnation of the Bush administration’s counter-terrorism policy. The author argues that the West is losing the war against al-Qaeda and that an "avaricious, premeditated, unprovoked" war in Iraq has played into Osama bin Laden's hands.
What makes the book most remarkable is that “Anonymous” is anything but. He’s a 22-year CIA veteran who once headed the al-Qaeda “desk” at Langley and was shunted aside for taking his job too seriously. He has a beard and wears glasses and clearly doesn’t plan to keep working much longer. He was on CNN last night, in silhouette, talking about the book. Every journalist and security analyst in Washington knows his name. Did I mention that he still works at the CIA and that the book was vetted by the agency?
CNN trotted out some “old boys” to offer the lame explanation that the Agency doesn’t want to interfere with anybody’s First Amendment rights and a working spook has the same rights to diss the government as anyone else which, of course, is horse pucky. The Agency’s legal beagles could easily have kept the manuscript “under review” until after November’s elections but someone deliberately chose not to do so.
Anonymous is no closet liberal. He believes they hate us not for our “freedoms,” as Shrub keeps insisting, but because of our specific U.S. Middle Eastern policies, i.e. troops on the Arabian Peninsula and our support of Israel, right or wrong. He is much closer to the “kill them all and let God sort them out” school than to the bring the troops home position.
He believes (or, at least, writes) al-Qaeda is rooting for Shrub and may attack the U.S. to insure his re-election.
It seems fairly clear that the Administration is scapegoating the CIA for the twin failures of 9/11 and Iraq and that there is going to be blow back. Consider this the first suicide bombing of what will be a nasty little war.
posted by Jerry Bowles
11:12 AM
Kerry takes care of his own
While John Kerry was pulling the trigger in Vietnam, Bushovic was pulling his pudd at some undisclosed location on the Redneck Riviera. When 9/11 commision member Bob Kerrey got whipsawed in 2001 over disclosures about his role in a rather nasty Navy SEAL operation in Vietnam, it was Kerry who went to the Senate floor and defended him. No wonder Nurse Frist tried to play "whites only y'all keep out" on the Veterans Bill vote.
posted by Groom
10:15 AM
Grooming Tips for Neocons
Before television appearance, take filthy black comb from pocket, stick in mouth, slobber lavishly, rake through the dingy hair, return comb to pocket. (Paul Wolfowitz, observed in Farenheit 9/11)
posted by Jerry Bowles
9:10 AM
Dems flick Nader’s BIC in Arizona
A couple of generic Arizona Democrats have filed a lawsuit claiming that two thirds of the 21,512 signatures Ralph Nader submitted to get on the November presidential ballot are invalid. We'll find out whether those petition signers pulled a convoy from the Corvair cryogenics center in neighboring New Mexico, where it's still legal for dead people to vote. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.
posted by Groom
6:13 AM
More Fuel for the Brainwash
You know, these [U.S. soldiers in Iraq] are being fired at every day. I'm talking about people having a good time, these people, you ever heard of emotional release? You ever heard of the need to blow some steam off?
-- Rush Limbaugh, on his radio show, May 4
In the interest of blowing off steam, I say hog-tie him. Naked, that is. And snug his boil-scarred, pill-popping, chickenhawk ass right up to a very naked, very sweaty, and ultimately very jiggly Newt Gingrich.
-- Deek, a poster at Atrios's Eschaton, June 24
posted by Michael
1:25 AM
Wednesday, June 23, 2004
Bushovic and Cheney want YOU screened for mental health problems...
Yes, it's true. It's happening. Will John Kerry let it happen on his watch? Or will Nurse Frist and his friends at Eli Lilly get the last laugh? Better get acquainted with your DSM-IV functionality rate and know your profiler. Why isn't Dan Rather on top of this one?
posted by Groom
6:52 PM
Fun With Roget's
In case you missed the White House release of torture memos yesterday, here's a summary:
The Commander in Chief has the complete, consummate, downright, entire, flat out, free, full, infinite, outright, plenary, sheer, simple, straight out, supreme, thorough, total, unabridged, unadulterated, unconditional, unlimited, unqualified, unrestricted, pure, utter, and without limit right to agonize, annoy, beset, bother, burden, crucify, distress, grieve, harass, harrow, harry, irk, lacerate, martyr, oppress, pain, pester, plague, press, rack, smite, strike, torment, torture, trouble, try, vex, worry, or wound anyone he chooses.
But, because Shrub Bush is such a nice guy, he declines to do so at this time.
posted by Jerry Bowles
1:34 PM
What, we worry... its only other peoples money

...and these guys want mandatory mental health screenings for all of US...
posted by Groom
1:16 PM
Recontruction? $20 Billion. Hubris? Priceless.
Did you know that Ari Fleischer’s supremely unqualified brother Michael has been in charge of reviving the Iraqi economy since March? He replaced Thomas Foley, a former business school colleague of Bush's and a fundraiser for his presidential campaign. Chicago Tribune staff reporter Andrew Zajac wrote what I assume is an unintentionally hysterically funny account of how Fleischer got the job: Fleischer was in the Foreign Service for four years after college in the 1970s, serving in Washington and Africa. He also worked briefly on Capitol Hill and received a Harvard MBA.
Fleischer describes himself as a turnaround specialist, but his recent business track record is modest.
He is on leave from the presidency of Bogen Communications International, a New Jersey-based maker and distributor of electronics equipment that has about $60 million in annual sales and has had an up-and-down financial performance in recent years.
Earlier this year, Bogen delisted itself from the Nasdaq stock market and now trades only on the Pink Sheets, an electronic exchange with fewer public reporting requirements.
>snip<
Fleischer said he wanted to serve in Iraq because he believes Bush had embarked on "a noble path" in freeing and democratizing the country and he believed he had skills that would be helpful.
He said that from his Foreign Service stint, he was already acquainted with Paul Bremer, the presidential envoy who heads the CPA.
With an assist from his brother, Ari, who "got my resume to Bremer," Fleischer landed interviews that led to his appointment.
Among Fleischer's key tasks was training more Iraqi businessmen in the ways of U.S.-style procurement so they can land part of the $18.4 billion in reconstruction aid the U.S. has earmarked for Iraq.
Competitive bidding "is a new world for the Iraqis," Fleischer said. Under Saddam Hussein, "it was all done by cronies. The only paradigm they know is cronyism. We are teaching them that there is an alternative system with built-in checks and built-in review." Not only unqualified but stupid—a deadly combination that is pervasive among the Bush political hacks sent to get Iraq back on its feet and a major reason the Coalition Provisional Authority has been such a dismal failure. The Los Angeles Times has another great story about rampant cronyism and party hacks run amuck in Iraq.
posted by Jerry Bowles
10:16 AM
Sandbox Politics
via Boston Herald: Republican Senate leaders delayed a vote on veterans' health-care funding yesterday in order to deny Sen. John F. Kerry, who had rushed back to Washington just for the roll call, a chance to act on one of his top campaign issues. Ever get the feeling these folks could use a hall monitor?
posted by Jerry Bowles
9:16 AM
Bumper Sticker Politics
My wife’s an avid gardener, so our bumper sticker reads “Trim the Bushes: Vote Democratic 2004.” I have also seen the following:
When Clinton Lied, Nobody Died Bush: It Takes a Village Idiot Four More Wars! Torture is the New Black What Would Jesus Bomb?
Any other ones out there to add to the list?
posted by Josh
8:25 AM
Bloggers and conventions
There’s been a lot of buzz about the major political parties “including” bloggers in the media mix for the upcoming conventions. Considering that this is the first presidential election in which the blogosphere will be an influencer, one wonders if the invites have less to do with politically correct rituals of inclusion than with the realpolitik of cooptation.
News organizations that profit from the news cycle are already a big part of the blogosphere. But of what value is it to bloggers to wannabe, or even be part of the old media with its bought-and-paid-for values?
Beyond the usual suspects, Drudge, Sully, Instapundit, inter alia, the blogosphere has emerged as a force to countervail the self censorship, the narrow coverage, the lies and errors of omission that are the default job description of the old media since 9/11 and “Operation Iraqi Freedom.” Bloggers picked up the pieces of the fractured public trust when the old media Humpty-Dumptys fell off the wall.
Being a blogger is akin to being a counterpuncher in boxing, slipping the punch and then hitting back with a vengeance. Even in its benign forms, blogging is an empowering revolutionary act. Bloggers create opinions, some of which play off the news cycle. When those opinions become agents of change they percolate upward and can become news. And when it does happen those political figures and old media types who feel the heat question the blogosphere's legitimacy.
Historically, it was no different in the 1930s when stage actors like Humphrey Bogart and John Garfield were chastised by critics and colleagues when they went off to Hollywood. Or when every screenplay adapted from a novel couldn't hold a shadow to the book. Some like to call the old media "liberal" but it is ultra-conservative when it comes to accomodating change.
The Democratic and Republican national conventions are marginally relevant, stage-managed political charades. Like Noam Chomsky says, one party, two right wings. Great stuff for the old media to bandy about. The right stuff for us bloggers is to stay at home and blog about it. Keep your powder dry...
posted by Groom
7:08 AM
Tuesday, June 22, 2004
Cult of Personality
I heard the news today, oh boy. Thousands of people lined up at the Barnes & Noble on Fifth Avenue to see Bubba and buy their personally autographed copy of his overstuffed opus Mein Leben. Some of them camped out in front of the store all night. When asked why, one woman described Clinton as "like a rock star." Coming on the heels of two weeks of Reaganophilia it's enough to make you think maybe us Americans are a pretty shallow bunch of people who have exactly the government we deserve.
posted by Jerry Bowles
4:47 PM
Eight more days... Christmas in July at Negroponte's in Baghdad
In Baghdad the hottest ticket in town is the "transition" ceremony. But nobody seems to know where it's happening. Could it be at CBS Studios over on W. 57th where Chevy Chase said they did the "moonwalk"? Very hush-hush, on the QT. Will John Negroponte be there? How well will the Iraqis cotton to their new Jewish and ethnic Greek ambassador from Bushovic? We know he says he was only "acting on orders" when as US ambassador to Honduras he removed references to torture from his reports. But this mensch can cover torture like white on rice.
posted by Groom
4:37 PM
Enron lawyer brags… no indictment for “Kenny boy”
Michael Ramsey, attorney for ex-Enron chairman and Trilateral Commission member "Kenny boy” Lay, says his client will never be indicted of a crime… never. Beltway kahoona Bill Bennett is the mouthpiece for the Enron board. And, let’s see… Baker & Botts cleaned up Kenny’s mess by closing the deal for Dynegy to acquire Enron only 2 months after 9/11. Bush family retainer “Dial M” for Mueller is over at the FBI unable to find the anthrax perps who shut down Congress and greased the skids for the Patriot Act, and Elder Ashcroft is busy with his daily eugenics prayer meetings. If I was running a sports book in Vegas, I’d open with an 8-5 line that Ramsey is right.
posted by Groom
12:03 PM
Hello, Senator Obama!
That giant sucking sound you hear is all the air quickly escaping from Jack Ryan's Senate campaign in Illinois. Seems before he and actress Jeri Ryan got divorced, he tried to drag her off to sex clubs in New York and Paris, for a little Horizontal Tango in public. Quelle romantique!
posted by Michael
11:59 AM
Who's tackier: Clinton or Bush?
This morning on New Hampshire Public Radio, I heard some talking head say that Clinton was either "the tackiest President" or "one of the tackiest Presidents" (I'm not sure which). I didn't particularly mind Clinton being called tacky back when he was President, though I didn't agree with it. But he's now been succeeded by a truly tacky person, and I don't like Cilnton being called tacky if Bush isn't called tacky, too.
George W. Bush tells fart jokes (and worse), gives strangers nicknames without their permission, pats bald men on the head, and in general gives little indication that he's a man of class. He's a towel-snapper: the kind of guy I used to move away from if he sat down next to me at a bar.
Call Clinton tacky if you want to. But acknowledge that Bush beats him in the tacky department.
posted by Vicki
11:48 AM
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