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Saturday, June 12, 2004
Meanwhile, Back At The Worst. Presidency. Ever.
Now that the weeklong media Reagasm seems to have spent itself, we can turn our attention back to the ongoing war crimes coverup, where I predict Bush has got a reeeely bad week ahead of him: Revelations both that the torture was so much worse than we've seen so far (women and children, now) AND documentation that it all was approved at the highest levels.
Think about it for a minute, folks: A legal memo just surfaced arguing that these acts WOULD be war crimes EXCEPT if the president expressly approved them, and suddenly -- who'da thunk? -- these savage practices started being imposed everywhere -- in Guantanamo, Abu Ghraib, the federal detention center for illegal immigrants in NY . . .
. . . I guess someone should have explained that part to Chimpy: When you take the gloves off -- you leave your fingerprints all over everything.
posted by Michael
10:30 PM
With Friends Like These
How long can the Bush administration pretend that America isn't caught in the middle of a civil war going on in Saudi Arabia and that the fate of that oil-drenched land of religious wackos is not the major front in the "war on terror?" Iraq is, and has always been, a sideshow in the real struggle that will reshape the Middle East.
A corrupt, ruthless band of Saudi "royals" is engaged in a life-and-death struggle for power with an equally brutal and determined force of religious zealots who believe the House of Saud has sold the soul of Islam in exchange for Western petrodollars. With the usual American self-absorption, we have convinced ourselves that 9/11 was about us. It wasn't; it was just one battle in the Saudi civil war, triggered mainly by the presence on Saudi soil of U.S. Army "infidels." Mohammed Atta didn't die for "Palestine" or some abtract notion of a clash of civilizations; he died because he hated the Saudi royal family and its corruption of Islam's holiest shrines by its alliance with the infidels.
There are no good guys in this war but we have no choice but to support the royals and hope that some form of stability can be imposed. Without access to cheap Saudi crude, the American economy will collapse and take most of the West with it. That's why the Bushes and the Kerrys of the world look the other way at the miserable performance of the Saudi royal family and pretend that the main battleground of terrorism is elsewhere. All the alternatives are worse.
posted by Jerry Bowles
5:26 PM
If Bill Clinton Were Whacked By a Jealous Husband, Do You Suppose...
Well, you already know the answer. Not even if he drowned rescuing a Boy Scout troop.
posted by Jerry Bowles
1:46 PM
High Times News Flash
Junkie and schizo-motormouth Rush Limbaugh's wife has taken a powder.
posted by Jerry Bowles
11:52 AM
More Bushovic failures in "nation building"
After a week of Schlock and Awe its becoming apparent that elections in Afghanistan will be postponed a second time. Washington and its "coalition allies" have not provided one red cent of what they pledged to front the "election". Pet narocrat Karzai is in Washington (why can't he videoconference, it's cheaper) "for talks"... is that the only place he is safe from the drug mullahs? But hey, wasn't Mao who said let a thousand poppies bloom, or was it Rimbaud, or Lenny Bruce, or Beaudelaire, or William S. Burroughs, or Kurt Cobain?
posted by Groom
10:51 AM
Ronniethon, Day Eight
Keep the faith. We only have to make it through the Sunday news cycle. Surely, Time and Newsweek wouldn't lead with the Gipper again. Would they?
posted by Jerry Bowles
8:58 AM
Friday, June 11, 2004
A Little Something for the C-SPAN Repeat Tonight
Ronnie! The Reagan State Funeral Drinking Game. Bottoms up . . . .
posted by jabartlett
4:41 PM
Dead Reagan is Boffo But Live Bush is Box Office Poison
Looks like Blair is getting a lickin'.
posted by Evelyn
4:38 PM
Meanwhile... back in the real world
The Ralph Nader Corvair Special has qualified for the November Demolition Derby in Arizona.
posted by Groom
1:11 PM
Crown Thy Good With Brotherhood
On this day of national of mourning, I weep not for the departed cowboy politician who led a long and charmed life and—unlike the current tinhorn pretender--could actually ride a horse, but for a nation in danger of collapse under the weight of its loss of common purpose.
We are the wealthiest, most powerful country on earth and yet we are among the most deeply divided and unhappy. An awful lot of us are inexplicably consumed by irrational fear and loathing. We are threatened by abortion doctors and welfare mothers and homosexuals and people who speak foreign languages and intellectuals and people from other places and people who don’t think Jesus is necessarily the answer or, for that matter, even a proper question.
Too many of us resent black people and brown people and yellow people and especially people with Arab-sounding names. We eat badly, watch far too much junky TV and our teenage girls dress like hookers. Most of us are overweight. We hate regulations that make us clean up the asbestos in our basements or hand over our semi-automatic weapons.
Our political system is broken, hopelessly corrupted by money and greed and influence-buying and selling. We pay too much attention to flag-waving and not enough to the hard work of protecting our liberties from charlatans and madmen.
9/11 did not cause any of this but it did provide a focus for the anger that has been gnawing at the American psyche since we discovered—consciously or unconsciously-- that social mobility alone cannot create happiness or a sense of fulfillment. Since World War II, we have created the world’s biggest middle class—a skilled, well-paid, mainly suburban workforce served by giant malls and vast interstates and parking lots the size of Cleveland—whose main purpose is to stoke the fires of commerce and consume the output of its labors. We console ourselves from the emptiness with toys—big screen TVs, automobiles that look like personal tanks, highly scripted vacations and new garage door openers. We are surprised when the joy of ownership wears off so quickly.
For conservatives, the answer is clear—a return to the days when we all liked Ike, when Ozzie was in the living room with his paper and Harriet shuffled around the kitchen and Rickie was upstairs practicing his guitar, when grandma lived within driving distance and you went to visit every Sunday after church, when the entire country could be shocked by Arthur Godfrey’s firing of Julius LaRosa.
For those of a more liberal bent, the solution is a return to the heady days of Camelot and the Great Society and “Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country.” We yearn for an idealism that was never quite as genuine as it seemed to be at the time but held the promise of a fairer, more just world for everyone.
And yet, for all our faults, we are still the nation that the poor and downtrodden or rich and ambitious most aspire to join. Our system of laws, fairly and equitably applied, provides an opportunity for self-betterment that doesn’t exist in many other cultures. As a people, we are often foolish but we are also generous and big-hearted and we desperately want to feel that we are advancing the cause of good and that there is more to life than simply shuffling from the suburbs to the office or factory and back and running a big tab with Visa.
America today is going through one of those periods of historical madness that have threatened our little experiment in democracy for more than two hundred years. The virtual extermination of the indigenous American population, the Salem witch trials, slavery, lynchings, the incarceration of Japanese Americans during World War II, the McCarthy witch hunt, the Kennedy assassinations—they are as much a part of our history as the glory of Normandy and yet we have muddled through, moved on, generally tried to do better.
We now face the very real prospect that our present government has, at minimum, conspired to commit war crimes. America, the beacon of liberty and individual rights has become a common apologist for state-sponsored torture. Like our departed cowboy, a lot of us seemed to have slipped past the point of dementia where we can remember who we are or what we stand for.
We desperately need leaders who can bring us together by defining those things that most of us—left, right, and middle—can agree are for the common good. We need big, but realistic, goals that bring out the best that is American in all of us and that go beyond simply waving flags and reciting the Ten Commandments and manipulating our simple-minded concept of patriotism for partisan benefit. We need common purposes that transcend politics, set specific, measurable goals, and are larger than our everyday concerns.
Perhaps this day of reflection would be good time for all of us to try to think of what some of those things might be. It's only our survival as a nation that is at stake.
posted by Jerry Bowles
11:09 AM
Join the Black Face Challenge
Nancy Reagan was once famously quoted as saying at a 1980 Republican fund-raiser: "It's wonderful to see all these beautiful white faces...I mean black and white faces."
How many will we find today among her 1,000-strong invited guests? I'm guessing five: Powell, Rice, Paige and Thomas, plus a wild card.
What's your best guess? The winner will get a free post on our blog, PLUS a free download of Simply Red's "Money's Too Tight to Mention."
And no counting African dignitaries or George Hamilton.
posted by Evelyn
9:00 AM
What John Kerry should be saying to Dick Cheney...
It's about that nerve gas, Dick. Operation "Desert Storm" seems a long time ago... fifteen years. So how come we need to find out just today in the Guardian that at least 50,000 troops got exposed to the stuff on your watch at the Pentagon and you didn't do squat? Look at all the Vietnam vets who were exposed to Agent Orange and were lied to for years. Now this bombshell... it's convenient to forget, Dick... but didn't the Reagan and Poppy Bush administrations and their NATO pals sell "our ally" Saddam Hussein "dual use" technologies up the wazoo. A lot of Desert Storm vets who are living like human time bombs from Gulf War Syndrome would like a little transparency. Dick, you'd be doing a great service to the American people by testifying before a Senate committee under oath so we can all learn what really happened on your watch. Come to think of it, "Stormin' Norman" Schwarzkopf ought to take time off from his birdwatching out in Colorado to answer a few more questions about the Gulf War Syndrome records that went MIA on his watch. And if he can't connect the dots, maybe we'll need to get "Cover Up" Colin Powell up on the Hill too.
posted by Groom
4:50 AM
Thursday, June 10, 2004
Some Political Ads We'd Like to See
According to Capitol Hill Blue, Rove and his media team have created some ads using images of Ronald Reagan in ways so rancid that conservative Republicans are outraged.
Let's hope they make it on air...or at least on to the Net.
posted by John
11:03 PM
A Victory for Free Speech
Sami Omar Al-Hussayen was acquitted today on charges that he provided material support to terrorist groups - not with cash or arms, but with his computer skills. He set up and ran Web sites that prosecutors claimed were used to recruit terrorists, raise money and disseminate inflammatory rhetoric.
A jury in Boise, Idaho did not buy it: "There was a lack of hard evidence," said John Steger, a retired U.S. Forest Service employee who was the only juror to discuss the case publicly. "There was no clear-cut evidence that said he was a terrorist so it was all on inference."
He said the hundreds of pages of documents offered by prosecutors from bank records and 29,000 intercepted e-mails and phone calls between Al-Hussayen and others during the year before his arrest "showed he was involved in what he was doing. But it seemed it was pretty innocent what he was doing."
posted by Jerry Bowles
7:18 PM
Ray Charles, American

Go here and click on America the Beautiful and try not to cry.
posted by Jerry Bowles
5:16 PM
The Genius elevates his game
What a better way to bust out of Ronald Reagan Holy Week than a few choruses of the great Ray Charles singing “Tell The Truth.” Ray knocked on heavens gate today and the man upstairs let him in. His blues magic, laced with gospel and country nuances, was the quintessential sound of the Civil Rights movement… listen to his original soundtrack vocal from the 1967 black and white film “In The Heat of the Night “ featuring Rod Steiger and Sidney Poitier. Above all, unselfish, Ray Charles Robinson founded the Robinson Foundation for Hearing Disorders at Dillard University in New Orleans in 1987. Last November he donated $1 million to Dillard for a separate Chair in Black Studies. Bobby Brown, you listening… Diddy, what about chu?
posted by Groom
4:50 PM
Oops, baby fall down... oil pipeline go boom
What happened to all those highly paid Halliburton "sub-contractors" and former British SAS men... can't they protect them oil pipelines so the Iraqis can get on with "nation building"? Or are Sadr's boys and girls just better at playing "three on a match?"
posted by Groom
1:28 PM
State Dept. cooked books on terrorism
Bushovic says that the “global war on terror” is America’s job #1. It’s about the only thing pollsters say the public still back him on over Kerry. So why is the highly touted State Department “Patterns of Global Terrorism” report indicating that the number of terrorist attacks world-wide” is at its lowest ebb in 34 years, being revised? The Washington Post and LA Times throw some sunshine on the new Terrorism Threat & Integration Center... CIA, DOD, FBI and Homeland Security all working together to produce a "product..." Maybe they need some reruns of Chuck Barris' "Who Do You Trust"...either you're pregnant, or you're not. Are we safer from "terrorism" today than we were in 1970, or is it that we never bothered to take the threat seriously as did Israel? Bonus question: how do you differentiate between "insurgents" and "terrorists" and "terrorism" and "wars of national liberation." Time to aks the experts.
posted by Groom
11:23 AM
Another Big Elephant Leaves the Camp
Scroll down Kamen's column to piece about Winston Lord.
posted by Evelyn
9:31 AM
Theater of the Dead Ceasar’s funeral set the standard for its use of the state funeral to further the political purposes of the living. In fact, the Romans set the stage for over-the-top funerary theater, sparing no expense and creating such huge crowds that buildings sometimes went up in smoke as well. Ovid even remarked that funerals were a great place to pick up women.
For Hitler, who stole so much from the dead Romans, the state funeral of Reich President Hindenburg represented a once-in-a-deathtime opportunity to cloak his illegitimate government in the legitimacy of the Prussian military aristocracy. (See photo in my Plus Ca Change post below)
Nancy Reagan was known to be a Jackie-channeler even when Jackie was alive, and she has certainly been cramming of late on the JFK funeral script. But will W be able to follow in the noble tradition of Brutus and Adolf? Will he be able to shroud his barely legitimate government in Ronnie’s glory? Or will comparisons to his father-other-than-God prove odious?
posted by Evelyn
9:25 AM
One Hand Clapping
Maybe I've missed it but there seems to be a deafening silence in the right wing blogs about Torturegate. Andrew Sullivan has condemmed it and promised to write more but has anyone else on the right either condemmed it or tried to justify it? Especially telling (and cowardly) is the failure of James Taranto at Opinion Journal to mention it since his newspaper has done some of the heaviest lifting on this chilling story.
posted by Jerry Bowles
8:24 AM
Neocons Feel the Heat
Screw up badly enough and...oh, my God...George Bush could wind up looking like the worst president in history. That's the zinger in this Paul Richter story in the LA Times. Thanks for the pointer to Kevin Drum at Washington Monthly.
posted by John
6:45 AM
Let Reagan be Reagan, Warts and All
Washington Post reporter Jim Hoagland says a few things that really need saying.
posted by John
6:27 AM
Finally, some good news!
The grapevine around the Supreme Court (which, I assume, leaks like a sieve) indicates Bush will likely lose all three detainee cases pending there -- and soon, before the Court goes on hiatus at the end of June:
While Supreme Court forecasts are hazardous at best, the conventional wisdom among former Supreme Court clerks is that recent disclosures about the Abu Ghraib prison scandal and internal administration memos disavowing compliance with international treaties involving treatment of prisoners has badly hurt the government’s arguments before the court and turned two key “swing” justices—Sandra Day O’Connor and Anthony Kennedy—against it, the lawyer said. Insider thinking within Justice has the Supreme Court voting six to three against the administration on Guantanamo and by a perhaps even larger margin in the Padilla and Hamdi cases.
Ladies and gentlemen, we may just win back our Constitution, after all . . .
posted by Michael
1:37 AM
Now We Know Why They're Dumping Cheney:

Hey, it had to happen. Get them boys over at Archer Daniels Midland to do some "sweat equity" work toward Pioneer status.
posted by Michael
12:44 AM
Ronniethon, Day Six
President Reagan is still dead.
posted by Jerry Bowles
12:04 AM
Plus ca Change
Paul von Hindenburg 1847-1934

Ronald Reagan 1911-2004

Perhaps it is time we reacquainted ourselves with another state funeral. Evelyn Keyes
posted by Jerry Bowles
12:02 AM
Wednesday, June 09, 2004
Do as we do... not what we say
Speaking of torturers, on crack... or non-alcoholic beer... to promote democracy and human rights in America’s backyard, prospective war criminal Bushovic wants to topple freely elected populist leader Hugo Chavez in oil-rich Venezuela; a referendum is scheduled for August 15th. Next door in Colombia, meanwhile, torture and killings have doubled since Bushovic’s puppet narcocrat, Alvaro “Uncle Al” Uribe, took office.
posted by Groom
9:37 PM
Military Lawyers Smoke Crack, Write Torture Memo
The latest legal memo to surface, the one claiming that Bush in wartime has greater powers than did the English kings under the Magna Carta (see particularly paragraphs 38 through 40), is getting the "rubber hose treatment" in the legal blogosphere. As well it should.
Aside from ignoring completely the Supreme Court's "Steel Seizure" case from the Truman administration, establishing that the President has no inherent wartime authority to do what Congress expressly forbids (which should shoot down the argument that there's "No Controlling Legal Authority"), this memo also tries to revive the moribund Nuremberg defense for those constitutional imbeciles who are expected to claim "they were just following [Bush's] orders" in the inevitable war crimes trials to follow.
If I may indulge in a bit of legalese, this memo is what we lawyers like to call "unbe-fucking-lievable." Whoever wrote it ought to be disbarred; whoever followed it needs to go to jail.
Write your Representatives and Senators, people. In longhand. On paper. Or call them on the telephone. Tell them -- in a calm, reasoned and polite manner -- that they need to grow a backbone, and to start the process of removing this tyrant and his entire vile and treasonous entourage from office immediately.
posted by Michael
1:58 PM
Be all you can be… a torturer... no training req'd
You’d think someone with half a brain would have seen a red flag when a reserve light colonel was made the head of the US Joint Interrogation Center at Abu Ghraib. Were there no active duty “qualified professionals” available for the unsavory job? The New York Times reveals that the OIC, Lt. Col. Steven L. Jordan, had no training for his yob. Jordan also indicated that interrogation techniques used were given the green light by “White House staff.” So far the methods have generated intelligence that hasn't been particularly helpful to "Operation Iraqi Freedom"... unless all the top grade info is being held out of the cycle in order to create an “October Surprise.” Is this the work of prospective war criminal president Slobodan Bushovic, or his Defense Secretary and prospective war criminal Dunal Rumfaladze?
posted by Groom
12:19 PM
See it now... the Bushovic Inquisition
A visual of "Johnny Jihad"... is this torture or just a mixed-up rich kid from Mill Valley, Ca. waiting to audition for a remake of "The Last Temptation of Christ. Perhaps Sen. Ted Kennedy and his posse will press prospective war criminal Attorney General Ivan Ashcizic to further enlighten us.
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